I Wear My Sungasses at Night...

Ok, so not really.  But I do make fun of people who do.

I have to tell you a funny story of these sunglasses here on the left though.

I bought them on Friday night at this cool vintage store while on a date with The Hubs.  I feel cool wearing them...even when I haven't brushed my hair or have make-up on (like in this picture that I can't believe I'm posting on the internet.)  All to say, I like them...even if you think that they're huge and make me look like a fly...I don't care...I like them.

Anyhow it was SO hot on Friday night when we were walking around downtown and when we went into this store it was nice and air-conditioned.  I perused a bit and bought a shirt to send to my brother on the aircraft carrier.  When I went up to pay there was a big case with loads of awesome looking aviators, so I tried this pair on...and then the following conversation ensued between myself and the guy at the register.

Guy: "Here you go"

Me: "Thanks....Wow!  I'm so hot that the glasses are fogging!"

Guy:  "Yeah!  they do look really good....that's an awesome way to think about it."

Me (realizing what he thought I meant): "NO!!!  I mean literally my forehead is emitting so much heat that the glasses actually fogged!"

Let's just say we both had a really hilarious laugh at that point.  He thought I was being arrogant...you and I just know that I have a serious case of verbal diarrhea.

Then he asked if I wanted the glasses in a bag or if I wanted to wear them and I said "I'm not one of those people who can wear my sunglasses at night.  Are you?"

Guy: "No."

Me:"Seriously though, can anyone really pull of wearing sunglasses at night?  I think not."

Guy:  "No....noone can.  It's ridiculous."

So...there you have it....unless you're Corey Hart and wrote a song about it that people still love in secret and hate in public, you really shouldn't do it either.  Some things just aren't meant to actually be done.